Easter + Twitter + Jesus = …

Posted on March 30, 2007 at 7:55 pm

Those three things combined equal the following written by Miss Rogue’s off Strategic Public Relations:

What Would Jesus Twitter?

10) Rolling into Jerusalem now. The locals are really rolling out the green carpet.

9) Just got to Lazarus’ house. Dude needs a shower when he wakes up.

8) Priests were all up in my grill. So I’m like: “Take it up with my Dad.”

7) Moses? He’s why I blog. He was the original micro blogger. Only 10 posts in all!

6) Google Earth has a sweet hack that shows rocks in the water. Be sure to scrollmark it!

5) I’m tired of bread loaves and fish. Anyone know where I can find some fruit?

4) @ Apostles: Who’s up for supper? I made reservations for 13.

2) At wedding with my Mom. Trying to catch a buzz, but the wine is pretty weak. Might need to spike it.

1) @Judas: Coming over to meet you now. Those Romans can kiss off!

The only problem is that I don’t think Jesus would have missed #3! Funny…

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